Maybe...

Before you do anything else, WATCH THIS. Go on, watch it, because I will probably be making a million references to the Aluminum Falcon, and I don't want anyone to think I'm brilliant enough to come up with that.
I maybe, just maybe will get one entire weekend off. Golly jeez, two whole days, so much time whatever will I do? Snow camping!!! I’ve been so tired of looking at my backpacking gear and not being able to go anywhere with it. This is worse than being all dressed up with nowhere to go, it’s more like getting all dressed, then going into work and sit in front of your computer all weekend…wait, that’s what I do. Damn.
My buddies wanted to go to the Enchantments this weekend…should be interesting. Daniel went last weekend and he said it was snowing (which he enjoyed, because I had mentioned before the dude is insane), so I might end up replacing “interesting” with “a traumatic ordeal”.
Now understanding that it might be snowing this weekend if I do go, I figured I should be prepared for winter camping conditions. I went to consult with one of my fellow coworker who goes snow camping all the time. He sent me his packing list. Most of the stuff I have covered, but there are a few things that I will need to shop for tomorrow. My favorite item on his list is “Shawna”. That’s his wife. I asked him how often does he forget his wife that he needs to have her name on the packing list and where can I purchase my own “Shawna”? REI? Apparently he didn’t bring her on a trip and she made him put her name on the list for forever. He told me REI doesn’t carry “Shawna” but she could be available for rent. Sweet!
Still, if you don’t hear from me after this weekend, I probably got eaten by a bear...it's spring, so maybe gnawed to death by a baby bear, awww, how cute.