Hello, my name is Cranky McBitch.

My sister wanted to go drinking tonight…but I had to pass because I’ve been a bit cranky lately…and she’s still a scary malnourished vegetarian. While I’m sure there could be endless comedic value in, “So Cranky McBitch and her sister, Fainting Goat, walks into the bar…” It’s not always that fun to live the joke.
Amazon finally got their shit together and sent me my orders at long last. An entire month’s worth of drug supply minus the Van Gogh book which is further delayed for TWO months…so suddenly I have 11 new books to keep me happy.
Seattle tonight. -->