If I Get Sick...

My teammates have been falling ill left and right for the last two weeks. I've been lucky in that I haven't been hit. I'm starting to feel a slight head cold...I am going to be SOOOO pissed off if I fall ill right before my first backpacking trip. Seriously, I'm going to come back and kill them all with my titanium spork if they get me sick. Yes, I own a titanium spork! Now if it's not going to see the trails ever, it will see my coworkers' entrails. Bastages!