In Other Universe

Bleh, after much belly aching about my lame little universe I figure I should move onto bigger and better things. Like improving the LEGO Star Wars Universe. We have a week and counting of days left to finish up the game and all is not well. We wanted everything to be in the game and sometimes, everything is a bit much. Every game programmer has something that they absolutely must have in the game, or they will die…or shrivel up to a whiny little snot. For me it was Emperor Palpatine’s special move, force shock. Every cool character has a special move, Darth Vader gets force choking, Slave Leia gets the special dance that stuns nearby enemies… Palpatine is character you unlock by beating the game, and he was borrowing his ability from Vader with force choking which bugged me. So I had to get force shocking in. And if you put force shocking in the game, what better way is there to test the ability than to populate the world with Ewoks and shocking the fuck out of them? There really isn’t a better way, that’s what!
Sung invited me out to see Superman Returns in 3-D at IMAX with his crew last night. I have to say, the 3-D effect wasn’t too bad, it’s still not as good as Captain EO for those old enough to have seen it before Michael became known as the perve. The movie is so-so…it’s a movie I would have seen even if it sucked, so umm….overall, it was good eye candy for the ladies. Superman is stalker. Seriously, if he’s not good looking and has super power, Lois Lane would be slapping a restraining order on him so fast. And Lois is a floozie...because if your boyfriend is a superhero and he leaves for two days, you should sleep around on him, and while you're at it, you should blog a bunch of crap about him, because it's not like he has a world of mental issues to deal with. If you're a superhero, you should always dispense of your sage advice by means of creepy whispering in people's ears while they sleep. All in all, the movie was fun.