Feed me, Seymour!

I'm returning my computer, here's why:

Computer	Height	Width	Depth
Dimension E 520	16.2	7.4	17.25
XPS 410	18.13	7.38	17.88
XPS 710	21.86	8.6	24.25

My old computer was a Dimension of some sort...I was expecting something slightly bigger. I'm thinking of getting a 410 to replace that scary ass 710.

"Your computer has too much computer in it. And not enough typewriter."

I called up Dell this morning before I left for work to tell them I'm sending the monster machine back. The guy on the phone was nice about it, he simply asked me why. I told him it's just too huge of a machine. He offered me money to keep the machine. For just a moment I was distracted...hmmm...money... What? No, please I don't want the stupid machine. If I keep the machine long term the damned thing needs to pay rent to take up that much of my living space. It's going back.