More of the Old
When I kick my lazy streak in the nuts, I’ll move my blog over to SteakGirl.com. Yes, I own that now because apparently the crazy Germans that owned it before didn’t manage to make a kickass porn site out of it and decided to let the domain go when the year ran out.
Will I make a porn site out of it? As interesting as the idea sound…I don’t think so. It’ll be the same old me rambling endless about trying to figure out how the hell do I use this new piece of gear.
So last year, I’ve made a point to start taking better care of me in hopes that my bones won’t crack and my liver will hold so that I might be able to hike into old age. This year, I’ve decided I should learn how to take care of my gear. I wanted to learn how to tune my bike and snowboard instead of bringing it into some shop or another and remain clueless on what they do with my equipment. Since it’s winter, I went to buy a bunch of stuff so that I can tune my own snowboard. I’ve got the world’s cutest iron to wax my board and got all sorts of files for the edges, I’ve even picked up a brush for my snowboard…I think I’m taking better care of my board than myself as this point.
When I got home, I looked up what I was supposed to do with at the wax and scrubby pad and stuff; I found a pretty good website on this. Then I read the website, “Step 1: Clean your snowboard”. Shit. I completely forgot base cleaner. How the hell was I supposed to know that I actually need to clean the damned board? I mean, I’m going to cover the damn thing in poisonous wax anyhow…what’s a little dirt here and there? Sigh. I’m just not that smart sometimes.
So if you read about some girl killing her entire family with poisonous wax fumes - that idiot would be me.
Will I make a porn site out of it? As interesting as the idea sound…I don’t think so. It’ll be the same old me rambling endless about trying to figure out how the hell do I use this new piece of gear.
So last year, I’ve made a point to start taking better care of me in hopes that my bones won’t crack and my liver will hold so that I might be able to hike into old age. This year, I’ve decided I should learn how to take care of my gear. I wanted to learn how to tune my bike and snowboard instead of bringing it into some shop or another and remain clueless on what they do with my equipment. Since it’s winter, I went to buy a bunch of stuff so that I can tune my own snowboard. I’ve got the world’s cutest iron to wax my board and got all sorts of files for the edges, I’ve even picked up a brush for my snowboard…I think I’m taking better care of my board than myself as this point.
When I got home, I looked up what I was supposed to do with at the wax and scrubby pad and stuff; I found a pretty good website on this. Then I read the website, “Step 1: Clean your snowboard”. Shit. I completely forgot base cleaner. How the hell was I supposed to know that I actually need to clean the damned board? I mean, I’m going to cover the damn thing in poisonous wax anyhow…what’s a little dirt here and there? Sigh. I’m just not that smart sometimes.
So if you read about some girl killing her entire family with poisonous wax fumes - that idiot would be me.
posted by SteakGirl at 8:19 PM
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